GO F*CKN GREEN!!! GARDENIA GREEN is 8” of pressurized payday that has the walls of ur local community center BEGGING for a spritz 💦 Thicc a$$ nozzle, removable cap & that OG RATTLE all covered by a green so electric it’s got hundred dollar bills lookin pale n crusty 👴
by 100% Soft
Everything is still a waking nightmare, but you can comfort yourself with this lil Dumpster Fire plushie. Hide what you don't want to see in the secret compartment-- bills, phone, a constant feeling of doom, whatever!
Arrives in the summer!